This really did happen … not to me, though. My buddy Gary, his brother Larry and their friend James, yes. All I did was distill it down to 100 words. Based on a true anecdote, along with an Aloha Doug Original snapshot (thanks, Doug!) you’ll hear my rendition of a story that I just couldn’t let get away, it was so good!
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Now, on with the show!
Larry, James and I strolled around the camp in Bartlesville. Closed for winter, we saw nothing had changed after thirty years. Ellen’s and my name … still on a wall. I found childhood again!
In the middle of the euphoria of the visit, I couldn’t take anymore. I turned to my brother.
“Larry … man, I gotta take a DUMP!”
James stood guard outside as we did our thing. The toilets didn’t flush. “Larry! What do we do?”
“Well … just wipe good and let’s get the hell out!”
Speeding away from the camp, I imagined tomorrow’s newspaper headlines — “Phantom Crapper Invades Campground.”