MAN! I Need Glasses


Thanks, Janet for this great photo.

Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is in charge … not of laundry.


From down below, I saw her brown-haired head pop out of the fire escape window.  “Excuse me, sir, I’m … uh … locked in this room and I can’t get out until the super gets back.  Could you please hand me my dress?”


She wore only a white towel.  WHOA! She looked good enough to kiss from down there!  Running up the fire escape, I grabbed her dress and presented it to her through the window. 




Close up, I saw that face. She needed that dress all right … and a collar and a LEASH!  


I darted away.  “Forget it … PLEASE!!!”



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37 Responses to MAN! I Need Glasses

  1. Life needs to be seen close up to really appreciate the scene. Cute story.. but you now you really can’t go by looks or first impressions (har-de-har-har). Randy

  2. Well, maybe a bit sexist, but funny!

  3. You might want to barricade your door, sir. The Friday Fictioneers Females are liable to retaliate, you male chauvinist! A leash and a collar. You’re on your own cousin…bwahahahahahahahahahaha.

  4. wmqcolby says:

    Seems like the guy needs glasses of another kind, don’t you think?

  5. betarules says:

    A double twist. Surprised me…. (RogRites)

  6. Hurrmph! I’d like to get her POV.


  7. So this woman is wearing nothing but a towel and the dude is looking at her face…wow..what a work of fiction! 😉

  8. Well, what does he look like, huh? Hurrmph! Ha ha.

  9. Sandra says:

    He probably wouldn’t be top notch as a dog handler anyway… worth waiting for Kent, glad you got it sorted out.

  10. petrujviljoen says:

    This wasn’t just a bit sexist. It was Very sexist.

  11. Jan Brown says:

    It’s your protagonist who needs the leash. And a muzzle. Yeesh!

  12. I’m guessing not a werewolf… maybe a little wax is needed 🙂

  13. neenslewy says:

    I found this funny… typical man (readdressing the balance ;-))

  14. kz says:

    haaaa haaa omg such a pig! but i’d be lying if i didn’t admit it was pretty damn hilarious ^^ hmp, men have that problem, girls always look good at the first glance, but women could almost always easily tell ^^

    • wmqcolby says:

      You hadn’t checked in and Rochelle and I were wondering about you. You know how we worry. 😉 Anyway, yeah, this guy is simply superficial … BUT, there COULD be some surprises in store if I decide to continue it. Has possibilities.

  15. rgayer55 says:

    Dear Kent,
    I admire your courage. Fortunately, the FF ladies weren’t too rough on you. Sounds like the girl in the towel was a “two-bagger.” She’s bound to improve after a few stiff drinks.

    • wmqcolby says:

      My Spanish tutor, Nicholle, who was much younger than I, had a brother my age. She said that in Ecuador, a friend of hers saw him with a woman who had a really weird-looking face with a killer body. She told me a saying in Spanish about sex with a woman like that. I said, “Well, we have a similar expression, except we say ‘paper bag’ instead of a pillow.”

  16. 40again says:

    I have to sneakily admit it was funny, and that you got away quite lightly.
    Good read

    • wmqcolby says:

      Thanks! Lew Hunter told a story about the writer who ascended the high mountain to find Truth. He got all the way up and saw this ugly old HAG there who said, “Writer, I am Truth. You must write about me … but in your writing, you must tell the world I am young and beautiful.”
      We are writers … so there’s the answer.

  17. Joe Owens says:

    An eye opening up close look can make all the difference.

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