Ah, the single life of guys!
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On aisle one: Rochelle Wisoff-Fields, store director
On aisle two: Janet Webb, photographic section with prompt
SIngles Night at the A&P. Bill and I rushed to get there. Brad came with us. One look at Brad and you’d see his last name wouldn’t be Pitt. But, like us, he was desperate for the love of a good woman.
“An inspiration, guys. See the babe in the bread aisle?” We did … va-va-voom! “Observe.” Brad disappeared around the corner. Seconds later, the silence erupted with the crash of two shopping carts, Brad’s and hers.
I turned to Bill. “You think he’s onto something?”
“If not, I’ll buy the ice pack, you buy the smelling salts.”