Obviously, there’s more than just a dime’s worth of wisdom here. And sadly enough, this has been played out in life one-too-many times.
Barkeep Rochelle Wisoff-Fields mixes the cocktails for us.
Janet Webb brought the wine! Thanks, Janet. I really like this one.
I threw him on the bed drunk as a skunk.
“Sheeez nuh good … all I wanted was a wo-wo-woman who likes sports and wants ta … BOINK! Ya know that?”
I loosened his shoes. “Yeah. Three times now.”
“You’re the beshht brother a guy ever had, ya know that?” He passed out.
My phone rang as I left the room. Martha on the other end asked me where her husband was. “He’s here. He didn’t take the news well.”
“You told him about US???”
“No, that’ll come later. It’ll be the best ‘evils of alcoholism’ speech he’ll ever get.”