Rochelle”Rocky the Flying Squirrel” Wisoff – Fields, Captain of FF Airlines, also has AWESOME reading material for your flight, so buy a novel of hers — or THREE. They’re great!
Rich Voza sent the pic.
This story (with a little tweaking) first appeared on February 6, 2013.
Naomi and I had our seats near a crying baby on the four-hour long flight to El Salvador. I felt like crying, too. Our son, down there and jobless, marrying … what was her name? Rosita?
“He quit!!! That idiot left the best money he ever made!”
Naomi interrupted my rant while wrestling with her pillow. “If I remember right, Carl, YOU were just as crazy about me as Kevin is with her.” She paused. “You don’t suppose …?”
“What? He knocked her up?”
“Let’s say he did. What will YOU say?”
I thought, then sighed. “Welcome to the club, Kevin.”