Ex-speeding The Seed Limit

My fantasy has arrived.  It falls under the file of What We REALLY Wish We Could See On TV News.

Queen Rochelle furnished the picture … which I might say is AWESOME!   I wish I had a better, more inspirational a story for it!  Maybe next time.

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Morning reporter Kathy Owens arrived at the burning house first, set up for her live shot  and waited.  Two minutes later, she was on the air.

“Dan, Cecily, the house here on Chestnut, we’re being told, was caused by a fire in the basement.  1000 pounds of marijuana hidden down there, according to police, caused it.”

Anchorman Dan replied. “Any injuries, Kathy?”

“So far, none, Dan, although this neighborhood was thick with smoke so they all evacuated fast.”

Anchorwoman Cecily chimed in.  “You know where they went?”

Kathy smelled the smoke and started giggling, then more. “They’re … at … TACO BELL!”

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And the FF Jester strikes again.  Oh, SNAP!

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72 Responses to Ex-speeding The Seed Limit

  1. James says:

    Surely they could have chosen a higher quality establishment to satisfy their munchies. 😉

  2. wmqcolby says:

    Hahahahaha! A friend of mine once said this about horniness not having any discrimination when the lights are out. Same for the munchies.

  3. ceayr says:

    Yay for munchie time!
    Thanks, Kent, this made me chortle.

  4. Dear Cuzzin Notnek,

    Oh the munchies. Even I would go for Taco Blecch under those circumstances. Very funny.

    Shalom,

    Cuzzin Shelley

  5. Dale says:

    *Chortle, snort…. funny stuff.

  6. Lynn Love says:

    Haha! Where else would they be under the circumstances? Great stuff, Kent. Made me smile

  7. Iain Kelly says:

    Very amusing. Does Taco Bell taste better when under the influence? 🙂

    • wmqcolby says:

      I kind of like it myself, although, I will always prefer “real” Mexican food which is quite delicious. In all seriousness, I never have done ANY drugs of any kind. You’d have to ask one of the commenters. I won’t say the name (even though the “statute of limitations” is up) but maybe he or she will tell you. 😉

  8. LOL, you really know how to deliver a funny story. 🙂

  9. What a hoot. Now we can only hope the pharmacy is close enough. Eating that kind of food while their judgment is impaired would be lethal on most stomachs.

  10. michael1148humphris says:

    S🙂o they over cooked the king of the smiles.

  11. Rommy says:

    I hope if I’m ever in that predicament I’m closer to a gourmet food store than a Taco Bell or any other fast food place.

  12. Ha.. reminds me of that video where a reporter gets high when he reports from police burning drugs

  13. rgayer55 says:

    I’m reminded of the scene in “Up in Smoke” where the marijuana van caught on fire.

    Five out of five roach-clips hanging from the rear view mirror.

    • wmqcolby says:

      HAHA! One of my all-time favorite scenes in ANY motion picture is where Cheech inhales all that detergent thinking it’s cocaine and barfing bubbles out of the van. Just too hilarious. Also when he takes a whiz out the bathroom window because the toilet’s full of laundry! The poor guy in the apartment below wonders why it’s raining only on him. 😀

  14. draliman says:

    Ah, the munchies 🙂

  15. wmqcolby says:

    Yes, the munchies. 🙂

  16. Wish we had Taco Bell in the UK!

  17. wmqcolby says:

    What all do you folks have out there that is of American invention? All we have from the UK are clothing stores. I think.

  18. Under those circumstances, I certainly would head for Taco Bell or McDonald’s or Dunkin Doughnuts or…. Whatever was close. Fun stuff.

  19. Life Lessons of a Dog Lover says:

    Well done, I fell the TV Anchor’s urgency. Nice punch line, made me smile.

  20. wmqcolby says:

    Thank-you very much. 🙂

  21. trentpmcd says:

    I love it when a live shot ends in uncontrollable giggling… Fun one.

  22. Reminds me of Rome burning, Nero fiddling & all that!
    You are always good for a laugh, Jester!

  23. LOL!!! 🙂 But going to Taco Bell will only add fuel to the fire, don’t you think? 🙂

  24. gahlearner says:

    Fun story. I would have expected people crowding around the burning house to inhale while it lasted. 😀

  25. jellico84 says:

    I would have said they were ‘down wind’.. giggles. Just follow the smoke, you’ll find them. ROFLMAO!

  26. wmqcolby says:

    Where there’s smoke … MUNCHIES!!!

  27. Haha…funny story, this week, you made me smile big!

  28. Michael Wynn says:

    This made me laugh and Taco Bell? Well any port in a storm.

    • wmqcolby says:

      Haha! I use that line a lot — “any port in a storm.”
      My other one is — “they’ll think I REALLY sold out.”

      Yes, admittedly Taco Bell isn’t exactly the last word in Mexican food, but it does well in a pinch.

  29. You have woven a funnily lovely story.

  30. Liz Young says:

    Guess that was the nearest eatery?

    • wmqcolby says:

      Yup. At least, that’s what the story says.

      As for your story, Liz, I read yours and am commenting here because blogspot isn’t printing my comments.

      You have written a terrific dementia piece! It’s really sad to see someone’s personality change from one thing to the other in a drastic way. Well-done!

  31. Now I’m craving tacos!! Damn you.

  32. A very funny take on the prompt. Never been to Taco Bell, but judging by the comments, I don’t think I have missed much!

  33. wmqcolby says:

    That’s up to you, really. Depends.

  34. yuhublogger says:

    This is so funny!!! Ha Ha!! Weed has done the deed!
    I would love to hear your feedback on my take on the prompt. I’m new to the FF party. You can find it here:
    https://yuhublogger.wordpress.com/2017/03/05/the-shape-shifters/
    Thanks!

  35. plaridel says:

    no surprise there. taco bell won. 1000 pounds of marijuana burning would be enough for the whole neighborhood to get high including the giggling news reporter.

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