My fantasy has arrived. It falls under the file of What We REALLY Wish We Could See On TV News.
Queen Rochelle furnished the picture … which I might say is AWESOME! I wish I had a better, more inspirational a story for it! Maybe next time.
Morning reporter Kathy Owens arrived at the burning house first, set up for her live shot and waited. Two minutes later, she was on the air.
“Dan, Cecily, the house here on Chestnut, we’re being told, was caused by a fire in the basement. 1000 pounds of marijuana hidden down there, according to police, caused it.”
Anchorman Dan replied. “Any injuries, Kathy?”
“So far, none, Dan, although this neighborhood was thick with smoke so they all evacuated fast.”
Anchorwoman Cecily chimed in. “You know where they went?”
Kathy smelled the smoke and started giggling, then more. “They’re … at … TACO BELL!”
And the FF Jester strikes again. Oh, SNAP!