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The realtor took Bill around the hallway of the house, second level and opened the closet door. “They installed a shower in here. Isn’t that something?”
Bill thought for a second or two. “I’d sure hate to see where they did their laundry.”
The realtor continued the tour. “In the 1800’s, this house had no indoor toilet.”
Bill understood. Considering the age of the house, even the best ones had outdoor privies.
“And because there was no indoor plumbing, the former tenants really improvised.”
“So, these former tenants … where did they go?”
“Um … I think they went to Branson.”
OK, so it’s not entirely original, but when nature calls, there is NO answering machine!