Thanks, Jan Fields, for this really intriguing pic. A bit of a challenge, but here we go!
Americans will get it and not be amused.
Europeans will not get it and will STILL not be amused.
OK, so it’s probably a bit lame. I’ll blame Russell for this simply because he’s here this week and because he’s here this week.
An unusually cool Texas night saw the lining of tents along the street corner at the State Fair. One tent caught his eye. He ran to The Hat Tent and plopped down the money for the perfect chapeau. He tried it on and turned to his friend.
“Well, who do I look like, Bob?”
“Larry, The Cable Guy, who else? Come on, we’re late as it is.”
They ran to the side of the outdoor platform. Bob tossed him his new hat. “Knock ’em dead, man!”
The announcer approached the mic. “And now, ladies and gentlemen —- Larry, the Cable Guy!”