Thanks, Janet for this great photo.
Rochelle Wisoff-Fields is in charge … not of laundry.
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From down below, I saw her brown-haired head pop out of the fire escape window. “Excuse me, sir, I’m … uh … locked in this room and I can’t get out until the super gets back. Could you please hand me my dress?”
She wore only a white towel. WHOA! She looked good enough to kiss from down there! Running up the fire escape, I grabbed her dress and presented it to her through the window.
“Thanks.”
Close up, I saw that face. She needed that dress all right … and a collar and a LEASH!
I darted away. “Forget it … PLEASE!!!”
Life needs to be seen close up to really appreciate the scene. Cute story.. but you now you really can’t go by looks or first impressions (har-de-har-har). Randy
Thanks, Randy … I think.
Well, maybe a bit sexist, but funny!
You might want to barricade your door, sir. The Friday Fictioneers Females are liable to retaliate, you male chauvinist! A leash and a collar. You’re on your own cousin…bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
Seems like the guy needs glasses of another kind, don’t you think?
No question.
A double twist. Surprised me…. (RogRites)
Hurrmph! I’d like to get her POV.
janet
Hmmm. I might have a sequel idea there …! Thanks!
So this woman is wearing nothing but a towel and the dude is looking at her face…wow..what a work of fiction! 😉
Just like it says on the label. 😀
🙂
Well, what does he look like, huh? Hurrmph! Ha ha.
Hahaha! Yes, I wonder, too. Hmmm.
He probably wouldn’t be top notch as a dog handler anyway… worth waiting for Kent, glad you got it sorted out.
Hahahaha!
This wasn’t just a bit sexist. It was Very sexist.
Why do you think it’s called, “I need glasses?” Needs glasses of a different kind.
Oh. I’ll reread. Apologies.
It was “write about the worst thing about guys” week.
Oyh. Not that women are that great either. I mentioned on another site that although a feminist, I’m not blind to women’s follies. We can be terrible! Thanks for writing!
It’s universal, isn’t it? Human nature really STINKS! 😀
I’m afraid I’m going to have to agree. This week’s prompt brought out the creative in everybody.
It’s your protagonist who needs the leash. And a muzzle. Yeesh!
I bark and woof in total agreement.
Just don’t start drinking out of the toilet bowl, promise?
I’m guessing not a werewolf… maybe a little wax is needed 🙂
OUCH!
I found this funny… typical man (readdressing the balance ;-))
Haha. Yes. Equal opportunities for everybody.
haaaa haaa omg such a pig! but i’d be lying if i didn’t admit it was pretty damn hilarious ^^ hmp, men have that problem, girls always look good at the first glance, but women could almost always easily tell ^^
You hadn’t checked in and Rochelle and I were wondering about you. You know how we worry. 😉 Anyway, yeah, this guy is simply superficial … BUT, there COULD be some surprises in store if I decide to continue it. Has possibilities.
Dear Kent,
I admire your courage. Fortunately, the FF ladies weren’t too rough on you. Sounds like the girl in the towel was a “two-bagger.” She’s bound to improve after a few stiff drinks.
My Spanish tutor, Nicholle, who was much younger than I, had a brother my age. She said that in Ecuador, a friend of hers saw him with a woman who had a really weird-looking face with a killer body. She told me a saying in Spanish about sex with a woman like that. I said, “Well, we have a similar expression, except we say ‘paper bag’ instead of a pillow.”
I have to sneakily admit it was funny, and that you got away quite lightly.
Good read
Dee
Thanks! Lew Hunter told a story about the writer who ascended the high mountain to find Truth. He got all the way up and saw this ugly old HAG there who said, “Writer, I am Truth. You must write about me … but in your writing, you must tell the world I am young and beautiful.”
We are writers … so there’s the answer.
An eye opening up close look can make all the difference.